Jury duty
I have been studying Judge John Deed in preparation.....
Lenin laid an early claim to all the presents - and an even earlier one to the catnip by nicking it and ripping it open two days early.
We knew it was nearly Christmas when Roxy initiated the annual lets play in the tunnel again now it's Christmas game.
Roxy was excited about the prospect of a new scratchpost...particularly after we had laced it with catnip....
Swindon have slipped slightly but are still holding firm in 4th Place and just 1 point off 2nd. With Walsall stuttering recently there have been chances to close the gap (now down to 6 points), but Swindon have been unable to capitalise.
Thanks to Ronaldo's recent goalscoring run and Robin van Persie's brace I have pulled clear of the chasing pack, now led by Jimmy. I am also now 2 goals clear in the golden boot. There is still plenty of time left for things to go wrong however - although I have finally drafted in a Liverpool defender to tighten up at the back.