Jeremy Kyle is no better than his fucking brother who is a heroin addict*

This "thing" goes beyond chewing a wasp and into Julien Speroni territory of sheer ugliness. Yikes.

Remember - Jeremy Kyle is a Fucking Cunt/Parasite too*

http://jeremykylewhatacunt.com/

* I don't know if the brother bit is true, but he's definitely a cunt. He can't sue for that.

Ankle. Ball. Chao. Pain. Hospital. Crutches.

Ow. I'll put some photos up soon. Its only a sprain fortunately and completely accidental. Still hurt like fuck though. Now I'm hopping about like some outcast paralympian. I has to resist doing Stephen Hawking impressions in the wheelchair in hospital though lol.

Siandy's Wedding

I'll put up the rest and write something later - in the meantime, entertain yourselves with Facebook.

Philpotts Cafe, Bristol

Ace. It was shut.

Celebrity Food Gone Mad

Why? I thought Paul Newman salad dressing was random! Are pickled onions a cinema-going requirement amongst the aged? If so, don't help them.

Shell Throughout History

First she's a photographer, now she was popular in Ancient Egypt. Whatever next!?

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Ace - pity there were only 8 new figures - more to come though! Oh yeah, that and the big AT AT thing was £100. Gay.