Bruno and Jesus -- Porn Stars?

Despite the blurry, out of focus pictur of a stationary object, Bruno's claims seem a little boastful. Also, there weren't any trees nearby, so I am assuming the client requested "cherry picker in busy town centre" as her service location.

I a similar vein, the announcement on the church I walk past by Jesus (or his earthly representative "I will come again", was automatically suffixed in my mind with "or your money back"! What is the world coming to?

Talking of purile innuendo driven humour, the Bloodhound Gang are, bizarrely, playing Cardiff Uni! Bargain - getting the tickets tomorrow, and expect to be spayed by Alex shortly.

Tickets at http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/18003AFBAC84F231&camefrom=CFC_UKAFF_ENT1_ENTS2&brand=uk_ents24&brand=uk_ents24