Lack of blogging caused by too much work, experts confirm

Argh - I've only been back 3 days and I need another holiday! What with everything conspiring to make my life more complicated and all!

Still off to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory tonight, which Al is leading aone man hate campaign against of such magnitude that I'm surprised he hasn't pursued innocent cinema goers, forced them to the floor and shot them 7 times in the head at point blank range accusing them of "film terrorism" by watching Jonny Depp and Tim Burton remake the allegedly perfect Gene Wilder 1971 version. He's an odd man. (entertaining blog entry about yours truly www.attemptedmustache.blogspot.com)

Guthrie is coming down this weekend, and we are going to a toy fair on sunday in Cardiff,to get some junk signed by Tessek (Squid head to you and me) and "Mon Cal Officer". Can you beat it?

Probably. Still the prospect of seeing the stunted hunchbacked Phil Harris-a-like is a strong motivating factor!