Jim and Shell's cats

Maynard checking me out and thinking "Who the fuck is that weird bastard trying to fuck me?"

"Maybe I should claw that cunt's face?"

Hobbes was a little aloof but still very cute (especially behind glass where I couldn't actually touch her) "Fuck Off! Leave me the fuck alone, cuntface".

"I may play with you but don't you dare fucking touch me ass machine".

"Seriously now, fuck right off."