Happy Birthday to Cath!

Happy birthday Cath - 22 on 20th January. We were going to see Chico but couldn't be arsed. Garrido looks on thinking about having gay sex with men. i think he MIGHT be a touch homosexual. What a head though!

Cathy's smile suggests she knows where that finger is going later

I hate these people. Scruffy, miserable, pointless degrees in some nonsense and they apply for laundry assistant jobs. They can't even put on some smart cloths for their "friend's" birthday. Idiots. Also: give me back all the taxes you are stealing from me whilst being on the dole you scrounging gits.

Joke of the night from Andrew:

How can you make a gay fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt.

Nice.