En-GAY-gement Party

Sian, Jane and some guy who was cool but I've forgotten his name, however Freddy seems appropriate! Jane was showing Sian a picture of Andy's knob - hence the laughter and perplexed scratching of head.

Andy and Steve's game of who's the gayest was distracted by Andy asking to fondle Steve's breasts. Sian was getting worried.

...Then started to look a lot like Rob Bryden with a beard

Matt took up Andy's offer.

"I will pay you £25 if you let me suck your cock. I'm THAT gay."

SHOCK!!!

Terry - how very ethnic

Anyway - Merry Engagement to Andy and Sian. May your loins bear fruit (apples?) and your hearts beat as one (some sort of bizarre radiation accident leading to mutation perhaps - although Andy is already enough of a mutant if you ask me). It's obviously a sham to cover Andy's real feelings and need for buggery of the highest order.

What a gay.

So that was my application for "Best Man" speech - what do you think?

Also:

Everybody ask Matt about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR

Eventually I will post the story here once Matt is done telling it!