Cath's smoothie!

MILK ME!

This is the only way I can imagine Cath's smoothie cost so much:

The bananas were hand picked by the resurrected corpse of Pope JP II in the Bahamas and imported by antique gondola.

The strawberries were plucked from the mouths of Bjorn Borg and John MacEnroe in the middle of the final set of an epic match.

The milk was obtained by the current (lady handed) Pope hand milking 1000 rare baby opossums in the dead of night, using a rare breed of grappling spider to ascend the trees (which also spin a web if he falls a la Spiderman - well, he IS the Pope).

The flavour was NOT natural from the fruit, but was specially manufactured by a rare bat named Jeff, who lives in an inacessible cave in Nepal and practises alchemy. He still can't turn lead into gold though.

I expect the blender used was one of those really expensive Braun ones with the set of vacuum sealable boxes as well - probably in stainless steel.

Thusly did a miniature smoothie cost £2.95 in the Plan.

The Courgette and Mint soup is wicked though.