Regaining the crown

I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for youuuu 'cos I am the champion - of the squash.

ahahahahahah

I know the secret to beating Mart - have 2 weeks away and then ensure he has had too little sleep and an essay to write.

I can retire now - you're only as good as your last game!

still I beat, nay thrashed, him 4 times - although Greg almost beat me bizarrely (!)