Reading & London - 6-8th July 2007

Matt carried this apple around for ages. prompting the new phrase "Matt's arm" for cock. Other phrases from this weekend included "Death's Horse" (Dildo) and "Doubtwurst" (suspiscious looking sausage).

Profile of Matt.

Dead people on a lawn.

Jimmy "Rob Trujillo" Li. Looking hard. Or bored. I can't tell which.

Some weirdo performance artists. Gold painted lepers they are essentially.

A strangely red faces cath. I suspect she had just farted.

A podule with some idiot tourists in. Yes I appreciate the irony.

Views from the London eye - does it run on Hope hubs we wondered?

Festival withdrawal prompted an attempted recreation in the garden.

The smoking ban in england provided researchers with an opportunity to examine the link between nicotine intake and literacy levels.

Nigel

Nigel - Matt's sort of cat

Aside from Metallica this weekend involved shopping, eating a lot, farting a lot, stroking Nigel, being clawed by Nigel, going on the London Eye and talking massive amounts of bollocks. We also had a BBQ in Matt's garden and shouted at Live Earth for cutting Metallica off - also because Genesis and that arse face James Blunt played.