Bubble Fart

Now Andy has mentioned it in his comment, I figure this is a moment that also needs to be documented for posterity (as it were).

I am sure this is a common phenomenon - where you squeeze out a fart and the is a bit of movement there and a bubble of methane is blown and some popping and dampness occurs which naturally needs some blotting? No? Just me then.

It is a gift.....and a curse