New Shooooes!

Since my old astroturf boots have fallen apart I had to buy some new ones - only £29.99 - essentially an update on my old ones. The most amusing part about the process was discovering that on the side of the shoe box it said "Average Contents:2". AVERAGE contents??!!? Is it possible to buy 1 or 3 shoes? How crap is their packing plant - surely they must have trained those child slaves by now!?