Cheated!

The meal was rather nice - until Sam and I discovered the awful truth about the Strawberry sundaes we ordered (on a wednesday) - a) they were chocolate, and b) the glass dessert things artfully concealed a plastic inner tub - AND there was no bubblegum at the bottom.

At this point the conversation degenerated and chocolate sundaes became unfeasibly funny.

Prize for best line of the night though goes to Jon - "with realistic hair"